While the rest of the world is concerned with things like oil-contaminated oceans, the global economy, and political unrest, the ladies of the hills show us how truly well off we are in this highly edited argument.

I thank my lucky stars every day that I don't have those kinds of problems. I mean could you IMAGINE! The nerve of Blond/Tan #1 to show up at whatever the hell they're all doing and start an argument with Blond/Tan #2. And like, for Blond/Tan #2 to bring up the time Blond/Tan #1 broke into someone's house or something. Totally Awks! I'm just relieved they were able to avoid "Duke it out" which I can only imagine involves binging on junk food and laxatives.