A reader has brought to our attention this Craigslist ad, posted by an "actual, real movie producer" looking for a 25-or-under actor/model to clean his country house pool, while looking young and sexy. Pics or you can't get the job.

So who is it? The reader thinks it might be mega-powergay producer Scott Rudin, and since we don't really know the names of any other gay producers in this town, we'll say yeah, sure. Scott Rudin. Any other insights? Anyone interested in applying? If you are, you should send us your picture first, so, uh, we can screen the submissions for the producer. Yeah, that's why.

Update: Aha! The Daily News spoke with the anonymous producer. He's just looking for a little help around the house. And some company. Nothing sexy. Riiight.