Crazy conspiracy-cruller Glenn Beck has a new novel, The Overton Window, coming out very soon. And now, because I guess this is what we do these days, there is a trailer. For a book. It's just one long, scary quote.
The quote is from "The Gods of the Copybook Headings," a wacky poem by Rudyard Kipling. It speaks of terrible things that happen after "social progress," which Glenn "Walking Knish" Beck really hates. Mostly, though, it is about dog vomit. Yayyyy, dog vomit.
If you are curious, here is a video of Beck writing the novel.