Now You Can Live in a Real Housewife's Marble Mansion

Teresa Giudice, the Real Housewife of New Jersey who is $11 million in debt, is selling the enormous novelty house that's been featured like a funny sidekick on her show these past two seasons. For $3.99m, it can be yours.

The rococo chateau features:

  • Six bedrooms, five and a half baths
  • Custom marble floors throughout
  • Breakfast bar
  • Three fireplaces
  • Wine room
  • Certified Classy™ brand garden decorations (including fountain and Sicilian peasants)
  • Tanning studio
  • Gun closet
  • Italian sex swing
  • Large, whirring forehead enlargener machine in the basement (may not be functional)
  • Montville school district

You should buy this house! Sure you'll be haunted nightly by the ghosts of stoolies, but think of all that marble, granite, and onyx. Sweet, sweet onyx.

Now You Can Live in a Real Housewife's Marble Mansion

[via Real Estalker]