Pentagon investigators are supposedly "desperately searching" for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, the Australian paranoiac who's always putting government secrets online, and is allegedly sitting on a big batch of intercepted State Department cables. We think we know where he is!

Pentagon 'Hunting' Wikileaks Founder?S

We think he's in Las Vegas. There. Reward, please?

But perhaps this is a ruse, and he's not going to show up! Or he wants a confrontation that would embarrass the government? We'll see. He is a tricky white-haired rabbit.

UPDATE: an executive director at the conference in Las Vegas has now told reporters that Assange has canceled his appearance at the conference, so the hunt continues.