Ponying may be the new "icing." Ginuwine's "Pony" was a bump-n-grind staple of late 90's bar mitzvahs and middle school dances, but has found new life as the latest cruel horror you can inflict upon your fellow bro-kind. More inside!
The rules are simple:
1. If you are served with the song "Pony," you must stop what you are doing and dance.
2. If you have an phone or mp3 player with "Pony" on your person, you can pull a "Pony Block" and then the original pony-er must dance.
To refuse a Ponying is tantamount to surrendering your man/woman/brohood. So, listen to the words of the man himself: If you're horny, let's do it/Ride it, my pony/My saddle's waiting/Come and jump on it.
Dancing Alone to Pony
Kari Ferrell getting Pony-ed
A Brit Bro Getting Pony-ed