The Inevitable Friendship Between Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian Is Now A Reality

Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian are now friends. Lady Gaga loves Taylor Swift. Bam Margera battered by bat-bearing broad. Snooki: Small government advocate. Sunday's Gossip roundup is all about friendship and helping each other through difficult times.

  • Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian are "Hollywood's hottest new BFFs!" They just were in Miami at stylist Simone Harrouche's bachelorette party and are otherwise hanging out a ton. Good. Should be much easier now to avoid sitting next to either of them in a restaurant. Man, what do you think 'Genie In a Bottle'-era Christina would have to say about Kim Kardashian? Actually she would probably be OK with it. [Radar]

  • Speaking of BFFs: Lady Gaga loves Taylor Swift's music. She likes to belt out "You Belong with Me" so loud that she's "so embarrassed." Hey, finally, one way in which we and Lady Gaga are similar besides the fact that we are both rumored to have a penis. The least believable part about this story is the idea that Gaga is embarrassed by singing a Taylor Swift song but is completely OK with walking around with no pants on. [People]

  • Please, God, do not let anti-vaccine wacko Jenny McCarthy become the next Oprah. She's got a development deal with Harpo productions. Now Page Six is speculating that she could become the de facto talk show queen once Oprah vacates her throne next year. [P6]

  • Jackass Bam Margera was beaten by a bat-wielding woman outside his bar in West Chester, PA. "There was some sort of fight, that ended when the woman allegedly hit Bam in the back of the head with a baseball bat." With these kinds of cases, you have to be really careful that they weren't just filming the next 'Jackass' movie. [TMZ]

  • Everyone: Stop saying that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are engaged. They are not engaged. [People]

  • Jersey Shore's Snooki is a fan of small government: She recently tweeted in a hilarious exchange with john McCain that "I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning." This is all she really needed to launch a successful run as a Tea Party senate candidate. She has the lying part down, too: She was spotted tanning the other day. [TMZ]

  • Dang, "Gossip Girl" star Chase Crawford was formally charged for possession of marijuana. He faces up to six months in prison. [Celebitchy]

  • Brittany Murphy's late husband, Simon Monjack had two secret kids, according to documents found on his computer. [TMZ]

  • A third Gary Coleman will has been discovered! In it, he leaves all the money to a "mystery woman" named Anna Gray, who was the CEO of Coleman's corporation. So, not really a "mystery woman". More of a "woman." [USWeekly]

  • Lindsay Lohan loves Eminiem's new album, "Recovery." According to Radar: Lindsay burned it on a CD labelled "scram.Drama.Eminem." Lindsay Lohan: 12 year-old girl circa 1999. [Radar]

  • Reality star Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth and Bethenny Frankel are in some sort of a fight after Frankel said Omarosa didn't have a "real career" and Omarosa called her husband gay. Here, let us settle this: You are both equally awful in different ways. [NYDN]