TONIGHT: It's hour two of the three-part Real Housewives of NYC reunion, followed up by a new episode of the New Jersey edition. Plus, the premiere of Warren the Ape and new episodes of Lie to Me and the Bachelorette.

8:00 PM

Lie to Me After a former colleague is killed in an accident, Cal is forced to revisit part of his past. This show is actually pretty good. (FOX)
The Bachelorette Ali and the boys embark on a round-the-world tour, starting in New York City. Dates include a private concert, a helicopter tour of the city and a private nighttime visit to the Museum of Natural History. Just like every Saturday night in the life of Ali. (ABC)
Secret Life of the American Teenager Amy gets into a music program in New York City, but she worries the faraway location will make it impossible for her to attend. (ABC FAM)

9:00 PM

Last Comic Standing More auditions in NYC and a comedy showcase. Or, reliving that night when your uncle from San Francisco wanted to "do something cool" that time he was in town for a night last March. (NBC)
The Good Guys Dan and Jack uncover a grisly murder after looking into a broken vending machine. (FOX)
The Best Thing I Ever Ate Regional dishes are discussed, like Maine lobster and New Orleans po-boys. (FOOD)
Pranked/Jersey Shore Preview In order to get you to watch a sneak peak of their new show Pranked, MTV is mixing in some clips of the second season of Jersey Shore. (MTV)
Real Housewives of New York City In the second hour of their reunion special, the housewives and Andy Cohen debate Rationalism vs. Empiricism and the finer points of 19th century Epistemology. (BRAVO)
Behind the Music Eve's life and work are dissected. (VH1)
For Neda Shohreh Aghdashloo narrates a profile of Neda Agha-Soltan, the Iranian woman whose death was captured on film during a protest of last year's disputed Presidential election. (HBO)
Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe and his stupid cap are back as he discusses what he's learned after 250 episodes. (DSC)

10:00 PM

Real Housewives of New Jersey An empowered Danielle decides to live life to the fullest, which unfortunately means a second sex tape. (BRAVO)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger RJ runs for student council against his nemesis Max Owens. (MTV)
Persons Unknown The limits of the invisible fence are tested. (NBC)
True Beauty A conversation in the hot tub becomes heated. Yikes. (ABC)
Neighbors from Hell The Hellmans fail to fit in. (TBS)

10:30 PM

Warren the Ape The spin-off to Greg the Bunny about the attempted return to glory of Warren the Ape, a puppet actor starring in his own reality show in Hollywood, premieres tonight. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Betty White (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Stephen Prothero (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Russell Brand, LeBron James, Ashton Kutcher, Charles Barkley (ABC, repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Denis Leary, Steve Marmalstein, Natasha Leggero, Ross Mathews (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Josh Brolin, Ashley Greene, Cee-Lo (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Joy Behar, Carson Kressley, Gail Simmons (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Helen Mirren, Colin Hanks, Cyndi Lauper (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Bradley Whitford, Shelby Lynne (CBS)