Yellow-Bellied Matador Arrested for Fleeing Angry Bull

A young Mexican matador was arrested for breach of contract Sunday after he dropped his cape and fled the horns of a raging half-ton bull. After his release he said, "I didn't have the balls, this is not my thing."

22-year-old Christian Hernandez was arrested for leaving the ring in Mexico City after the organizers of the bullfight complained that he had breached his contract. Hernandez was gored several months ago, and was still shaken up: "There are some things you must be aware of about yourself." Watch the poor guy flee the bull in terror as the crowd heckles him.

[Telegraph]