Last week we published a photo of GOP Rep. Aaron Schock at a White House picnic wearing a terrifying purple and teal outfit from Hell. Washington gays love him! And how does Schock respond to all of this gay-Internet fame?

With self-awareness, of course! He's a good sport.

Rep. Aaron Schock Has Burned His Gay Teal Belt

Alas, nothing beats a good summertime belt-burn. Oh dear. Never stop expressing yourself, Aaron.