Welcome to a new weekly feature in which you can ask Arthur Kade literally any question that you'd like—and he'll answer it! So, what qualifies him to answer your douche-related questions?
Well, he was nominated for Gawker's prestigious "Douche of the Decade" award, he's the 2010 Webutante Ball King, and he refers to himself as "the brand." You can check more of his douche-credentials at his website, ArthurKade.com.
Here's a video in which he describes this new feature and process:
So that's right folks—you can ask Arthur Kade any questions you'd like and he will really answer them! Your questions will be answered every Friday on Gawker.TV starting tomorrow. Leave 'em in the comments, kids.