Lance Armstrong, True American Hero (and cleanest cyclist ever), is upset with Outside magazine for Photoshopping a slogan onto his t-shirt. So he did what you might expect—he took to the Twitter, writing "That's some lame bullshit. #weak."
When Armstrong posed for the July cover of Outside, he was wearing a plain blue t-shirt. Later, the magazine photoshopped "38 BFD" (that's 38 for his age, and Big Fucking Deal, FYI). After seeing this egregious insult, he tweeted this:
That truly is some weak ass bullshit, Lance. We know you would never wear a shirt as lame as that. And at least they could have made you look totally fucking ripped while they were Photoshopping, bro. WTF?