Before British soccer fans began booing Wayne Rooney at the World Cup, he was so popular that CrossStitcher magazine offered a pattern for fans to replicate his baby face. Too bad it looks just like Joran van der Sloot.

Rooney pictured above, van der Sloot pictured below (Rooney again at bottom). The resemblance is uncanny! Who wouldn't want a suspected murderer's face sewn onto their favorite throw pillow? For more fun patterns, visit CrossStitcher; via Guardian.

[Rooney (top image) via Guardian, van der Sloot and Rooney (bottom) via AP]