Do You Drive a Chick Car?

It's common knowledge that certain brands of automobiles reveal their drivers to be chicks, or—worse—undercover chicks. Finally, researchers have quantified the most feminine cars. If you drive one, you are a total chick. Looking at you, VW.

TOP CHICK CARS, according to "a study of 13 million U.S. vehicle registrations over the last two years by TrueCar.com."

1. Volkswagen Beetle
2. Nissan Rogue
3. Hyundai Tucson
4. Honda CR-V
5. Kia Sportage

As you can see, none of those are even real cars—"Sportage"? Ha, that's not even a word. Look it up, ladies. On the other hand, Bugattis, Lamborghinis, and Ferraris are almost all driven by men, presumably ones with big penises.

[LAT. Pic: swanksalot]