While some hole in Wisconsin called Stevens Point has the "best" water, New York comes in second. Which is better, because we don't look like we're trying too hard. And it's true! New York's water is delicious. Whose water isn't?

To my mind Florida has horrible water — it's too soft or something — though they were represented at the "Best of the Best" water tasting competition in Chicago (organized by the American Water Works Association), where these prizes were awarded. Maybe only the water in central Florida tastes gross. That's all I've had. The town that was represented is down by Miami, which is practically a whole other country. How's your water taste? Not as good as ours, that's for sure! Burn!

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