Your Baby Doesn't Stand a Chance

First they said that strollers are unsafe. Then they said that baby slings are unsafe. Then they said some brands of cribs were unsafe. Now: all the rest of the cribs are unsafe.

Just another 2 million cribs being recalled, nothing major.

Delta Enterprise Corp. said it would recall about 747,000 drop-side cribs and all fixed and drop-side cribs using wooden stabilizer bars. Evenflo Inc. said it was recalling about 750,000 units. Other companies whose cribs were recalled are Jardine Enterprises, LaJobi, Million Dollar Baby, Simmons Juvenile Products Inc. and Child Craft Industries Inc.

It's a good thing that your baby is special.

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