Are Men Losing Their Balls? (Yes)S

Men are forsaking strippers in favor of suckling pigs at their bachelor parties. Minivans are now supposed to be "macho." Social scientists say that men are "redefining success." Yea, redefining it to suck.

Connect, if you will, the dots.

The evidence is clear: dudes are becoming all girly. I fear for our future. We can't even finish our Super Squats any more.