Vampyre for President Challenges Robert Pattinson to a Battle

Last time we saw literally blood-sucking Republican Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, he was absconding with his child bride. Now he's back with a challenge for Twilight star Robert Pattinson: "Let him prove [his vampire credentials] on a field of battle!"

Responding to a report that Pattinson is related to Vlad the Impaler, the 15th century Transylvanian who inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula, Sharkey issued a press release:

I hope you will print this response to The Hollywood Reporter's story that Twilight Vampyre Wannabe Robert Pattinson is related to Vlad Tepes Dracula.

This is nothing more than a publicity stunt by Pattinson and the PR department for the Twilight movie to get extra attention for them.

As you can see from IMDb's STARmeter Pattinson is 5th, while Kristen Stewart is 1st - http://pro.imdb.com/people/

Pattinson is only trying to raise his STARmeter.

As a true descent of Vlad in more ways than one, I am appalled by Pattinson's stunt.

Personally if that boy thinks he's from Vlad's bloodline, then let him prove it, in the way Vlad would... On a field of battle! As the US Secret Service will attest, I am Vlad to the bone. Unlike Pattinson, I am a warrior and a true Vampyre.

If he truly wants to prove his Vlad heritage, then I challenge him to face me on a field of battle. Let see which one of us is "VLAD TO THE BONE!" Not a Hollywood pretty boy!

I hope you print this. I am sending this to other media sources I know. Next week I plan on doing a video and placing it on YouTube. Either Pattinson will prove he is a true descendant of VLAD, or he will show the world he is a wannabe!

Do Svidaniya,
Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey (R)
Presidential Candidate
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Sharkey's campaign platform: "I WILL IMPALE THEM! [criminals]"

Previously:
Vampyre for President Absconded with Child Bride After YouTube Proposal