I am the child of brown (Muslim!) immigrants and I'm married to a US Army green beret. I have sex with someone who fights terrorism*.
Would this make his head explode?
*In the looser sense, in that this war is bullshit, we voted for Obama etc.
I'll make a deal with you Mr. Gohmert: if we make English the official language of the US and curtail ESL programs in schools, then we make Southern slow drawl talk illegal, and Northern talk the official dialect of Real America.
Them terrorists are tryin' to destroy our way of laaaaf, so we should beat 'em by destroying it faaaarst.
How much does Louis Gohmert usually pay for babies?