Jon Gosselin went to a tattoo parlor called Never Say Die. He got a tattoo of an "all encompassing" dragon. "It has all parts of the zodiac," he says, signifying "rebirth." Thus ends the 40 douchiest words of our lives.

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RadarOnline.com got the exclusive on this one. And, no, it's not a literal Ed Hardy shirt—just the metaphorical Ed Hardy shirt that is the pattern of Jon's soul. Read Jon's many thoughts about his tattoo at RadarOnline.com. [RadarOnline.com]