It's Fourth of July weekend! And if you're not working like we are, you should be out drinking Bud, getting a sunburn, and blowing shit up like a true Patriot. Here's some examples of how to properly celebrate America's birthday.
"Check me out... I'm awesome."
"Dude, I'll bet you a rack of Natty Ice that you won't blow up our kitchen."
"Bro, he's totally sleeping. Let's blow his ass up."