There's this octopus named Paul. Paul lives in an aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. Paul is psychic, and has accurately predicted the result of all five of Germany's world cup matches. Here is video of Paul predicting today's victory over Argentina.
Germany's World Cup record thus far is 4 wins, 1 loss. They absolutely crushed Argentina today, 4-0. Paul predicted all of these by choosing the corresponding box to eat out of! (To be fair, Sayco, the Argentine dolphin, also correctly predicted Germany's victory.)
Now, Paul, tell us how to win Afghanistan. (Via Yahoo Sports)