Just in time for the demographic shifts that will turn suburbs into America's new slums, the folks in Johnson County, Kansas are planning a National Museum of Suburban History. What do you put in there?

  • White people.
  • White picket fences topped with the severed heads of deer that formerly occupied suburban habitats.
  • Two cars for every visitor.
  • Pavement.
  • Better drugs than you can find at the National Museum of Urban History.
  • America's last operational Blockbuster Video store.
  • A bunch of guys who are way better at Little League baseball than you.
  • Not much of anything.
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