Alvin Greene's Stimulus: Buy Alvin Greene Action FiguresS

What are we going to do about jobs in this country? There are only like four jobs, total. Until Alvin Greene becomes senator! The weird South Carolina candidate has a plan for everyone to make Alvin Greene action figures.

"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."

People would love to make Alvin Greene dolls! In China.