Florida Inmate Busted with Drugs Strapped To His PenisS

People trying to smuggle contraband into jail should do some research before bringing goodies in. The Butt Smuggler failed. The prosthetic leg guy did, too. And a Florida man was just caught with "blue prescription pills" attached to his penis.

A man being booked into the Manatee County jail in Florida last week for violating the terms of a supervised release for a DUI was caught trying to bring drugs in. He wasn't very creative. The Bradenton Herald has the details:

Jason Graham, 33, of Venice, was changing into his blue jail uniform on June 30 when a supervising deputy said he heard a rubber band snap as Graham pulled his pants up. A white object with a rubber band attached to it then fell out of his pants.

"It is apparent that Graham had this package secured around his genital area and it popped off during the changing of his pants," the deputy wrote in his arrest report.

Graham was caught with "blue prescription pills" strapped to his penis (Viagra? Valium?), and now faces charges of drug trafficking and bringing contraband into a county facility. Smart move!