Chad Eightfive is convinced this LeBronukkah ended fortuitously for everyone except the Cavaliers' owners and records a video lovenote for Cheryl Burke only to turn around and explain how great it is to be dating eighty-five women.

As per usual, Gretchen gets uncomfortable when talking about dating and Brian fawns gracefully over his male guests. Look out for Chad Ottocinque's upcoming television network to be broadcast nationwide on channel eighty-five.