Mel Gibson's Rants, VisualizedS

Mel Gibson's Rants, VisualizedS

Too sensitive to listen to Mel Gibson's curse-strewn, rape-threatening phone rants? Too bored to read the transcripts? Try these visual aids, created by plugging his fights with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva into Wordle. The words he said most often are biggest.

The visualization above is the word cloud you should imagine floating over Mel Gibson's head next time you watch Braveheart or see a photo of him in a tabloid walking down the street. It contains every filthy word that came out of his mouth in all three rants, which means it most closely resembles the cloud of filth that is Mel Gibson's very soul. (Minus the cute colors, maybe.)

Let's break it down so we can see the uniquely terrible things on Mel's mind during each altercation. Click any image to enlarge.

Rant #1, henceforth known as the FUCKING LOOK rant, in which Mel complained about ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva's supposedly slutty outfits.

Mel Gibson's Rants, VisualizedS


Rant #2, henceforth known as the NEED FUCKING rant, in which Mel yells at Oksana for skipping a jacuzzi date, then tells her she deserves to be beaten.

Mel Gibson's Rants, VisualizedS


Rant #3, henceforth known as the FUCKING MONEY rant, in which Mel orders Oksana to fire a domestic employee and accuses her of being a gold digger.

Mel Gibson's Rants, VisualizedS


Thanks to intern Molly Fitzpatrick for transcribing this filth. Hopefully she won't go psycho, like the legal aid forced to watch and analyze criminal acts in this novel.

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