Paris Hilton Busted for Pot Again, Avoids Jail Again

Paris Hilton gets busted for pot in Corisca. US Weekly paid a lot of money for their Bristol/Levi exclusive. Lindsay Lohan: Going to jail. Wesley Snipes: Also going to jail. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is filled with crime and punishment.

  • During the World Cup, Paris Hilton and her pals were detained for marijuana possession. It turned out that the pot wasn't Paris', or she was able to pay off the police into saying this. She must have left her bribery diamonds at home on a trip to Corisca, because she was "briefly detained" today when authorities found pot on her. They let her go, because she had less than a gram and wasn't about to share with any of the cop. [TMZ]

  • The battle between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva has been waged with transcripts, tapes and, allegedly, fists. Now a new medium: Someone has released pictures of Oksana with her teeth chipped, which Radar claims were taken within 24 hours of Mel punching her in the face. TMZ, which is for some reason totally team Mel, says the images are doctored; her dentist apparently thinks it doesn't look like her nose in the picture, and if dentists are experts in anything it's noses. [Radar][TMZ]

  • What do Playboy and US Weekly have in common? Both paid Levi Johnston a lot of money to not show his penis in their magazine. US Weekly may have paid $100,000 for their big exclusive about Bristol Palin and Levi getting back together, though an US Weekly rep said "we didn't pay $100,000." So they probably paid $100,001. [P6]

  • Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer, Bob Shapiro, says she is going to jail. Shapiro agreed to take her case after Lilo fired her old lawyer only on condition that she serve some time in jail. Meanwhile, she and Samantha Ronson were spotted hanging out again. [TMZ][People]

  • Well, looks like that new Blade movie isn't coming out for a while. A judge upheld Wesley Snipes' three-year jail sentence for owing more than $12,000,000 in back taxes. [TMZ]

  • Are January Jones and Jason Sudeikis dating? They met on the set of Saturday Night Live when Jones hosted, and now people saw them at the ESPY awards being "pretty flirty". [Popeater]

  • Heroes star Ali Larter is pregnant. [Star]

  • Oh no! R&B singer/producer The-Dream tried to kill him-self after he and Christina Milan broke up. He wrote on his blog: "'I've cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I've tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming." Rumor has it, he tried to kill himself by drinking 8 bottles of Cristal and driving a Lamborghini off a cliff, but he was saved when he landed on a giant rotating leopard-print bed on the canyon floor. [Daily Mail]