A 30-year-old Florida man, Matthew Magnus, was arrested last week for unleashing his self-described "biggest penis in the world" on a crowd of adults and children several times. Police found him in his apartment surrounded by dog shit and cocaine.
According to a police report, Magnus approached a group of kids last weekend and asked them, "Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?" He then whipped it out and the kids ran away. Magnus did this several more times before retiring to the comfort of his apartment, where police later arrested him. Inside they found dog shit, piss, bags of cocaine, and drug paraphernalia strewn about the place. He is being held on $26,000 bail, and has been charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs, and possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia.
Magnus was obviously undeterred by the rumored side effects of cocaine use.