The actor and hiptellectual (we're just making up words these days, right Sarah?) announced on Good Morning America today that he will be teaching a "very special class" in New Haven next year. What should it be? We have ideas.
One would assume the class would be either performance- or writing-based, but who knows! The mysterious Mr. Franco has a wide variety of interests. Here, let's make suggestions.
- Advanced Face-Making
- Sleep Studies 101
- Soap Opera Semiotics
- Homoeroticism in Action (an independent study conducted in senior Lance Holbrook's dorm room)
- Higher Learning (get it?)
- Applied Good Looksism
- How to Never Really Act Well But Still Have a Movie Career (linked with Applied Good Looksism)
Oh, we kid. What should Franco teach? Elis: Will you take this caramel dreampuff's very special class? Also, how hard is it to dress up like a Yale student and audit a class? We'd like some guidance on that, please.