TONIGHT: Lots of TV this evening! We've got the Jane Lynch-hosted Do Something Awards, the season finale of True Beauty, plus new episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Bachelorette, The Closer, Huge, and much more. Come in!

8:00 PM

The Bachelorette Ali brings the final three guys to Tahiti for some fun, sun, and as many crabs as you can eat! (ABC)
Lie to Me Torres recounts her tumultuous past and visits her half sister. (FOX)
Secret Life of the American Teenager A guy travels to another city to tell one girl about another girl's pregnancy, for some reason. (ABC Family)
Behind the Music Usher is profiled. Yeah, yeah! (VH1)

9:00 PM

Do Something Awards Jane Lynch hosts the annual event that honors social activism. (VH1)
The Closer Kyra Sedgwick closes things. (TNT)
Last Comic Standing The Top 7 compete for a place in the Final 5. (NBC)
The Good Guys Rumors of an impending bank heist put the department on high alert. (FOX)
Huge Will loses her journal. :( Why is her name Will? (ABC Family)

9:30 PM

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory Ryan asks Chad Ochocinco to help Drama live more recklessly, because that's an awesome idea. (MTV)

10:00 PM

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle is OUT FOR BLOOD, y'all, after the weave-snatching incident from last week's show. (Bravo)
True Beauty It's the season finale! (ABC)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger Miles gets caught spreading rumors as RJ lies to "the jocks" about "how far he's gone with Claire." (MTV)

10:30 PM

Warren the Ape Warren decides that he wants to star in a network crime drama, but then realizes that he must first get out of his MTV reality show to do so. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jay Baruchel, N.E.R.D. (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Nicolas Cage, Dania Ramirez, Shorty Rossi (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Dave Salmoni, Josh Wolf, Arden Myrin, John Caparulo (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Don Rickles, Dwyane Wade, KISS (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Horatio Sanz, Widespread Panic (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Sylvester Stallone, Rob Corddry, Robyn (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Mary Lynn Rajskub (CBS)