Your Apartment: Below Average

Are you average? New Yorkers—egomaniacs, every one—like to think of themselves as above average. If you have an apartment in NYC, here's another way to think of yourself: well below average. Unless you are a millionaire.

The average apartment price in Manhattan in April, May, and June of this year, according to the NYT: about $1.3 million.

Yea. Sorry, loser.

Take heart, though. The superrich skew the "average" price high. The median price, which marks the 50th percentile of apartments sold: "between $800,000 and $900,000."

Ouch. Sorry again. If it makes you feel any better, the prices of Upper East Side townhouses are being slashed, maybe you can take advantage of that.

No you can't.

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