Last night, Jersey Housewives' Danielle decided to stay sober on Watch What Happens Live in order to save her voice because she needed to "perform" soon. She filled the episode with rude, evasive comments and annoying smirks.

The only somewhat normal thing she did (well, normal for Danielle) was randomly offer to dance on the table. The other guest, Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, loved that part and even stuffed money in her pants. In typical stripper fashion, she took it.