Zombie Jellyfish Stings 150 People

A dead jellyfish unleashed widespread panic when its body deteriorated and morphed into a cloud of disembodied stingers and descended upon a popular swimming beach in New Hampshire, stinging 150 and hospitalizing five. Disgusting local news report ahead!

The zombie jellyfish cloud of terror burned the skin of all it touched. Panicked swimmers ran to the beach, howling in pain, where lifeguards painted their bodies with vinegar, because apparently that cures jellyfish burns. When officials recovered the shapeshifting monster, it morphed again, into what appears to be a puddle of brown vomit in a bag. (See above video.) The properties of this being's physicality baffle me. [BostonGlobe]