Want to tell Inmate No. 2409752 (aka Lindsay Lohan) how much you miss her? Can't find her prison address or something to write your thoughts on? Fret not. We've done all the hard work. Just print, stamp, and send!
That's right, folks, you can print out this very handy Lindsay Lohan Prison Postcard and it already has her address right on it.
Just print (preferably on some card stock), cut around the edges, and you're all set. Sure, you may have already tweeted your feelings, but she can't get those in the clink, so you're going to have to write them down on paper. Tell Lindsay you're rooting for her! Tell her to stay tough! Tell her you can't wait to see her full-frontal nudity in her next movie! Then all you have to is affix a $.28 stamp and you're good to go.
Note: When you print out the postcard, it will be blank on the front. Consider drawing Lindsay a picture to make it more festive. Maybe something about freedom? Maybe a unicorn with a rainbow—Lindsay's favorite? Maybe a drawing of your favorite scene from I Know Who Killed Me? Let your imagination run wild.
Of course, the best part of all this is it's free! Don't even try to pay us for this invaluable service. The love you're going to send Lindsay is more than enough.
Update: Needless to say, feel free to put your completed postcards in the comments below for all to admire.