Gays are "so loyal"...Ridiculous. Every singer before & after that awful, cultural-thief Madonna condescends to gays and lesbians. No, we are not all loyal slaves to your rhythms.
I'll see you in the parking lot after school [balled fist gesturing].
Yes, because someone has to be the girl in a gay relationship because everyone knows that when a gay couple get together one of the guys magically loses his penis and is no longer a man.
"I have alot of gay friends" is the new "I have alot of black friends".
I think you're both likable enough fellows, but let's not do this ever again. Even Craig Ferguson, whom I typically love, makes me cringe when he starts using the "gay" voice.