You weren't invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding. But don't feel bad: Neither was this guy—and he lent the Clintons his fucking airplane. But when you're Bill Clinton, borrowing a private jet is like borrowing a sack of flour.
The Times has a fun article full of people complaining about not being invited to Chelsea Clinton's hyper-exclusive wedding in Rhinebeck, New York next weekend. Here's one guy who's sore because he figured loaning the Clintons their jet would secure him a ticket:
"I'm good enough to borrow a plane from, but not good enough to be invited to the wedding?" complained one Clinton friend, who remembered the times he handed over his jet and his pilot to take Bill Clinton around the country but had not landed a coveted invitation to Chelsea Clinton's nuptials.
Look on the bright side, anonymous non-friend of the Clintons: You may not have been invited to this wedding, but you are rich enough to own a private jet. You'll survive.
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