Get Ready to Hear Oksana's Collection of Rare, Unreleased Mel Gibson Voicemails

Oksana's got more tapes—this time, they're voicemails. Amanda Byrnes unretires. Incarcerated Lindsay Lohan: taunted! Someone didn't recognize Kevin Connolly. Vienna Girardi poses in a bikini. Sunday gossip roundup was like, No way. And she was like, Yes way.

  • Oksana Grigorieva has more tapes of Mel Gibson being an asshole. But instead of conversations she recorded they're voicemails he left that fateful February 18 night. Think of those early tapes as Gibson's A Hard Day's Night. And these new ones are going to be Let It Be. Oksana Grigorieva is the Phil Spector of vile rants caught on tape. Box set and special Mel Gibson live ranting DVD coming soon. [TMZ]

  • Amanda Bynes retired from acting a while ago. Now she's "unretired!" according to her twitter. Damn, my cult and I were planning a mass suicide for the two-month anniversary of Amanda Bynes retirement, because any world where Amanda Bynes isn't acting is a world we do not want to be a part of. Guess we'll set aside that Seconal for another day. [X17]

  • Lindsay Lohan is finding out being a celebrity inmate is not very easy. Apparently some inmates have been taunting her and calling her "fire crotch." Really? Is this a prison or a public middle-school? It appears they might be getting back at her for disrupting their routine whenever someone comes visit her because of the extra security that has to be put in place. [NYDN, People]

  • Nobody recognized poor Kevin Connolly when the Entourage star showed up at the Meatpacking District club Bagatelle. Then the manager apologized. [P6]

  • Local blogger makes good! Guest of a Guest founder Rachelle Hruska is now dating rich person and Bowery Hotel owner Sean MacPherson (who used to date Daryl Hannah). Hey, MacPherson, if you were attracted to Hruska by her website's fancy new redesign, gotta tip: They stole it from us. Give us a call, Macdaddy, if that is your real name. (Which it isn't.) We'll show you how real bloggers roll. [P6]

  • Simon Monjack late husband of the late Brittany Murphy may have died because of mold. Public health investigators are investigating, and TMZ calls it "the Mold Factor." Why does everything have to be a factor with those guy? It's just mold. [TMZ]

  • Oh, also, Lindsay Lohan was visited in prison by her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. Except, wasn't she replaced by O.J.'s old lawyer? [Radar]

  • Alexis Neiers, a member of the infamous 'Bling Ring' was released from Lynwood yesterday after serving 30 days for burglarizing Orlando Bloom's home. She wants to eat In N Out Burger. [eonline]

  • A lot of celebrities got married this summer: 19. See if you can guess all 19! And if you can, then put down the remote and go outside right now. Nobody should be burdened by that knowledge. [Popeater]