First Full-Face Transplant Debuts on Television

It is safe to reawaken the guy from Vanilla Sky: The Spanish recipient of the world's first full face transplant unveiled himself—and his all-new skin, muscles, nose and lips—for TV cameras today in Barcelona. He looks pretty good!

"Good," of course, being a relative term compared to however the last face transplant recipient looked. "Oscar," as the new transplant recipient is called, actually resembles Tom Cruise from the brief scene in Vanilla Sky where you see him without the mask, as a disfigured businessman billionaire. Soon, technology will advance to the point that we are able to offer these strapping young lads glorious lucid dreams featuring Penelope Cruz naked.