Shoplifting Job Applicant Creates Infinite Loop of UnemploymentS

A lady goes to a store to apply for a job. On the way out, she steals an outfit. She wears the outfit to her interview and does not get caught, until she shoplifts again. On her way out. Again.

Is this a story about the cycle of poverty, a woman with kleptomania, or a dumb criminal? Officials in Barrie, Ontario are optimistic about finding the lady:

Police attended the store and, as they say in their press release, "easily identified the thief using her resume."

"Dumb criminal" it is.

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