Dr. Phil must be missing his home state of Texas, because he and his wife just paid close to $30 million for this five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills that looks just like the Alamo. Or a fake villa.

The new digs, situated on nearly three acres, feature a formal dining room, huge entryway, library/media room, and a "great room" (the scourge of the suburbs) that combines the living room and kitchen. It's a total of 15,000 square feet that comes with nine full bathrooms and two half-baths, and there's a giant fountain parked out front. Click the photo below to see the horror show for yourself.

Dr. Phil Buys $30 Million Recreation of the Alamo

[via Real Estalker]