Since many American seniors still believe that the explicit goal of ObamaCare is to kill them all, immediately, the government has hired 84-year-old Andy Griffith to explain all of the Medicare goodies they'll now receive before Obama kills them.

As the AP notes, the government's $700,000 ad will only be shown on television's "old people" channels:


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Medicare says the national ad is not political, but part of its outreach to educate seniors about new benefits available next year. The ad is slated to run on channels seniors watch, such as the Weather Channel, CNN, Hallmark and Lifetime, at an initial cost of $700,000.

No MTV? Seriously? It's safe to assume that Americans of all ages were stupid enough to watch the Jersey Shore premiere this week.