Who knew that non-humans predicting sports matches could be as profitable as the humans who play in them? Paul the Octopus has received "more than 160 endorsement offers and a book deal." We would pay for this book!
On Rewe's own website, the Cologne-based supermarket calls octopus "tasty" and says that "especially coveted are their meaty arms, which also come deep-frozen and pre-fried."
Oh, Paul, have you really grown so fame-crazed as to be blinded to the plight of the octopus? We can only hope this is a prelude to Paul's reawakening. He will embrace his octopus identity, renounce his human ways and found the radical Octopus Liberation Front. [The Awl]