This Will Probably Be on The Daily Show

Fox and Friends gathered a bunch of white people and an Asian lady in a ballroom in Arizona and had them complain about Barack Obama and how he hates them individually.

You have to admit, though, they make some excellent points. Politics have become just so political lately. And furthermore, who are we to believe that the President does not hold grudges against entire states?

An impromptu poll from spin doctor Frank Luntz really shouldn't be cause for concern. There's just no way that would make anyone suspicious.