Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka: NPH is the poster boy for gay actors in Hollywood. He's gotten even more popular since coming out, and he's done it even though he's been cast as a straight man in nearly all of his roles. He's achieved professional equality, so he should take advantage of social equality by marrying his long-time actor partner. The mother of every gay will ooh and ahh and say, "Why can't you be more like that Neil Patrick Harris and settle down with a guy like him." Damn you, NPH!

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