Comment of the Day: Welcome to Vanity Fairland!

Today we looked at Condé Nast's plan to turn its magazine titles into restaurants. Commenters were appropriately disdainful of this silly idea. Except one, who had an even bigger idea.

From Awesome X:

Vanity Fair Amusement Park
Including...
-Commander Poofyhair's Fantastic Sea Advenutre
-Hitchens' There Is No God Rollercoaster
-The FanFairess Wheel
-The Proust Quest 3-D Adventure

Yay! The happiest place on Earth indeed.