Bravo's latest celebration of maternal materialism , The Real Housewives of DC, has arrived, and notorious party crasher and Whoopi Goldberg nemesis Michaele Salahi has good company in Cat, a Brit fresh to the DC scene who offends everyone always.

Here, she manages to bash Obama (who her hotshot photographer husband works for, natch) and Tyra Banks, all while defending the "class act" that was George W. Bush, much to the chagrin of her newfound DC frenemies.

Ah, it feels like the Revolutionary War all over again.