On Monday, abused JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater stole two beers and left his grounded plane via the emergency slide. JetBlue has mostly kept mum—except to scold comedian Andy Borowitz for making bad jokes on Twitter.
Slater, who is the Chesley Sullenberger or Barack Obama or something of 2010, has been arrested and is now free on bail. JetBlue will only say that investigations are ongoing and Slater has been suspended. But that hasn't stopped them from playing joke police with Andy Borowitz.
Which is a joke that, in classic Borowitz tradition, is vaguely funny, and mostly inoffensive. Inoffensive, if you are not the official JetBlue Twitter feed:
Uh, okay. Borowitz seemed to regret his Tweet at first (since Borowitz communicates only in topical jokes, it can be hard to tell what he thinks):
But then, emboldened, responded with a slightly funnier joke:
Alas! JetBlue's official Twitter didn't get back to him—instead, Morgan Johnston, whose Twitter bio calls him "voice of @JetBlue," Tweeted:
The JetBlue Twitter feed has gone silent, while Johnston has explained that he found the "joke" offensive because thinks some people might take Borowtiz's "game" seriously. Look, JetBlue: No one is taking Andy Borowitz's game seriously. Really. Trust me on this one. You know what I think? I think everyone involved needs to steal a beer or two from the beverage cart and take a ride on the inflatable slide, and then have a beer summit. (Get it? Because that's what Steven Slater did, and also, Obama had a beer summit that was in the news?)