The high school years have always been fraught with social peril, and middle school is a time many remember for instilling a lifelong sense of mortifying awkwardness. Fine, but what about toddlers? Can we give them an inferiority complex, too?
Yes, the fashion industry has found a way to convince parents to buy skinny jeans for their two year-olds. But the fashion industry can't do everything, you know. You babies could stand to lose a few pounds. They're called "skinny" jeans for a reason, kids. Watching Spongebob and sucking down Gogurts is not doing anything to help your profiles in the playground.