This week everyone's spirits were crushed when we found out that the girl who had quit via embarassing dry-erase board messages was a hoax. Here she talks about how holding up rectangles and making zany faces might give her a career.
Also some guy from The Chive apparently has sky-high hopes for the life of this one. Though this meme would be great were it real, it is really just wasting internet space now. Back to Steven Slater everyone!